Showing posts with label This Just In. Show all posts
Showing posts with label This Just In. Show all posts

Thursday, December 23, 2010

Fire Fly...Not a Belt To Wear...

As if Fanny Packs weren't bad enough, now you can get your very own Fire or Fly fanny pack to look even more ridiculous. It is being sold as a belt, but there is no way this isn't a fanny pack. Ya ain't "Fly" if you wearing one of these, this He knows for sure.
-He

Fire Fly...Not a Belt To Wear...

As if Fanny Packs weren't bad enough, now you can get your very own Fire or Fly fanny pack to look even more ridiculous. It is being sold as a belt, but there is no way this isn't a fanny pack. Ya ain't "Fly" if you wearing one of these, this He knows for sure.
-He

Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Stickers Instead of Shoes? No Thanks...

There are many advantages of bare feet sporting: better motion control, more feeling in your feet and direct floor contact, etc. In this way you are more grounded and more aware of your feet and movements. Its also a good training for stronger feet. But a disadvantage is the risk of injuries, you can easily twist or slip.

The footsticker improves the activity and keeps the bare foot feeling! The flexible material feels like a second skin. This footsticker gives you more grip, support and protection.

Sorry, but how about you grow a pair. Gonna go out on a limb right now and say anyone who wears these footstickers is a p*ssy.Might be the first time ever He has used that word, but f*ck it, its about time. He likes going bare foot as much as the next, but He ain't gonna be putting stickers on He's feet anytime soon. Sneakers, sandals, barefoot, and on some occasions socks, but a big NO to footstickers.
-He

P.S. Don't you love how there is no sticker love for the 2 baby toes, like wtf do they completely not matter at all? More pics after the break...


Stickers Instead of Shoes? No Thanks...

There are many advantages of bare feet sporting: better motion control, more feeling in your feet and direct floor contact, etc. In this way you are more grounded and more aware of your feet and movements. Its also a good training for stronger feet. But a disadvantage is the risk of injuries, you can easily twist or slip.

The footsticker improves the activity and keeps the bare foot feeling! The flexible material feels like a second skin. This footsticker gives you more grip, support and protection.

Sorry, but how about you grow a pair. Gonna go out on a limb right now and say anyone who wears these footstickers is a p*ssy.Might be the first time ever He has used that word, but f*ck it, its about time. He likes going bare foot as much as the next, but He ain't gonna be putting stickers on He's feet anytime soon. Sneakers, sandals, barefoot, and on some occasions socks, but a big NO to footstickers.
-He

P.S. Don't you love how there is no sticker love for the 2 baby toes, like wtf do they completely not matter at all? More pics after the break...


Too Much Brand Recognition...

He doesn't like when people show off the brands they are wearing. You will rarely if ever find a brand name sticking out as horribly as this on He. It's just unnecessary and trashy looking.
-He

Too Much Brand Recognition...

He doesn't like when people show off the brands they are wearing. You will rarely if ever find a brand name sticking out as horribly as this on He. It's just unnecessary and trashy looking.
-He

Monday, December 20, 2010

READER EMAIL: Who Invented Jeggings...???

Inventing JEGGINGS was a great idea but I'm not average size and every time I go 2 try on a pair they're simply not long enough. Just asking if u could make them n tall sizes. I'm sure I'm not the only 1. Please and THX n advance. -tawonia

For everyone and anyone who happens to come across this blog, and for the many others idolizing He for the invention of Jeggings...Let's all get on the same page right now, as great and amazing as He, and yes He is the King of Fashion, so therefore all ideas invented under the leadership of He, are technically He's ideas anyway. HE DID NOT INVENT JEGGINGS. HE has only ever had one really awesome ideas as good as good as Jeggings, you can read about it here. Yes He is brilliant and should have thought of inventing Jeggings, but sadly He did not. Not sure why so many people think He actually invented jeggings, but they do. Pretty sure if He had invented jeggings, He would be sitting on a beach right now surrounding by hot girls in jeggings, not blogging every day trying to take over the world. Let's not forget He is a big fan of jeggings.
-He

P.S. Guess a big thank you to everyone who thinks He was clever enough to invent jeggings.

READER EMAIL: Who Invented Jeggings...???

Inventing JEGGINGS was a great idea but I'm not average size and every time I go 2 try on a pair they're simply not long enough. Just asking if u could make them n tall sizes. I'm sure I'm not the only 1. Please and THX n advance. -tawonia

For everyone and anyone who happens to come across this blog, and for the many others idolizing He for the invention of Jeggings...Let's all get on the same page right now, as great and amazing as He, and yes He is the King of Fashion, so therefore all ideas invented under the leadership of He, are technically He's ideas anyway. HE DID NOT INVENT JEGGINGS. HE has only ever had one really awesome ideas as good as good as Jeggings, you can read about it here. Yes He is brilliant and should have thought of inventing Jeggings, but sadly He did not. Not sure why so many people think He actually invented jeggings, but they do. Pretty sure if He had invented jeggings, He would be sitting on a beach right now surrounding by hot girls in jeggings, not blogging every day trying to take over the world. Let's not forget He is a big fan of jeggings.
-He

P.S. Guess a big thank you to everyone who thinks He was clever enough to invent jeggings.

Sneakers + Heels = Sneels???

These Nike High Heel Pumps might not be on the top of your list, but they sure as hell are better looking then the Air Jordan High Heels He wrote about previously.
-He

Sneakers + Heels = Sneels???

These Nike High Heel Pumps might not be on the top of your list, but they sure as hell are better looking then the Air Jordan High Heels He wrote about previously.
-He

Thursday, December 16, 2010

The New Dumb Hair Trend...

Some chick on the Real Housewives has these, Beyonce has tried them out, but let He tell you, all have failed. This is not an attractive or He Approved look, no matter who wears it. Adding sparkle threads to your hair, apparently called Hair Tinsel, is about as dumb as it gets. Might be ok for a 13 year old, but grown ups need to grow up and rip this sh*t right out. If you need attention that badly, well then seek help, because this is not the right way to go about getting it. You look ridiculous.
-He

The New Dumb Hair Trend...

Some chick on the Real Housewives has these, Beyonce has tried them out, but let He tell you, all have failed. This is not an attractive or He Approved look, no matter who wears it. Adding sparkle threads to your hair, apparently called Hair Tinsel, is about as dumb as it gets. Might be ok for a 13 year old, but grown ups need to grow up and rip this sh*t right out. If you need attention that badly, well then seek help, because this is not the right way to go about getting it. You look ridiculous.
-He

Wednesday, December 15, 2010

The Shoes Weren't Enough?!?!?


Here we go again. First it was Reebok coming out with the EasyTone shoes, that were suppose to make the ass look amazing. Fine, whatever, if you want to wear special sneakers because you think your ass is going to turn out as good as the models in the video, well that's your own issues you have to work out. But now if you are gonna buy into this EasyTone clothing deal, now we got a problem. Sorry folks, but Dr. He has done extensive research* an all experiences proved that wearing EasyTone bras and pants made women look any better, or the work out that much more effective. He just wanted to make sure all the ladies in the ArmHe saw this as a scam. Just looking out for you little ladies.
-He

*Little to No research was done

The Shoes Weren't Enough?!?!?


Here we go again. First it was Reebok coming out with the EasyTone shoes, that were suppose to make the ass look amazing. Fine, whatever, if you want to wear special sneakers because you think your ass is going to turn out as good as the models in the video, well that's your own issues you have to work out. But now if you are gonna buy into this EasyTone clothing deal, now we got a problem. Sorry folks, but Dr. He has done extensive research* an all experiences proved that wearing EasyTone bras and pants made women look any better, or the work out that much more effective. He just wanted to make sure all the ladies in the ArmHe saw this as a scam. Just looking out for you little ladies.
-He

*Little to No research was done

Monday, December 13, 2010

NO This is Not Just a Hot Girl...

Besides the fact that HE loves posting pictures of good looking girls, there is more to this story then meets the eye. Meet Irely by Saireyg a Hanky Panky type looking underwear that has a secret compartment.

By offering the only undergarments with a hidden pocket that sits in the small of the back, Irely plays upon the fact that every woman has a "secret side", something she may keep hidden but that she treasures about herself. This hidden pocket is a special place to put anything from cash and credit cards to small iPod’s.

Anyway, He wants to know do women actually need this secret pocket? Do you have that much you need to hide. Aren't your bags big enough to hold everything? An iPod in your underwear? Is this for your lingerie party pillow fights, so now you can jam out to music too? Help He understand this...
-He

P.S. Someone find out for He who these two blonde models are so that He can make them HottHes of the Week - Twins Edition.





NO This is Not Just a Hot Girl...

Besides the fact that HE loves posting pictures of good looking girls, there is more to this story then meets the eye. Meet Irely by Saireyg a Hanky Panky type looking underwear that has a secret compartment.

By offering the only undergarments with a hidden pocket that sits in the small of the back, Irely plays upon the fact that every woman has a "secret side", something she may keep hidden but that she treasures about herself. This hidden pocket is a special place to put anything from cash and credit cards to small iPod’s.

Anyway, He wants to know do women actually need this secret pocket? Do you have that much you need to hide. Aren't your bags big enough to hold everything? An iPod in your underwear? Is this for your lingerie party pillow fights, so now you can jam out to music too? Help He understand this...
-He

P.S. Someone find out for He who these two blonde models are so that He can make them HottHes of the Week - Twins Edition.





Thursday, December 9, 2010

Gladiators Prepare to Fight!

Well just incase you are ever walking down the street and need shoulder protection. Louise Goldin designed this amazing leather shoulder piece perfect for fighting your enemies with. By amazing, He clearly meant it is a total waste and serves no point what so ever in this world.
-He

Gladiators Prepare to Fight!

Well just incase you are ever walking down the street and need shoulder protection. Louise Goldin designed this amazing leather shoulder piece perfect for fighting your enemies with. By amazing, He clearly meant it is a total waste and serves no point what so ever in this world.
-He

Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Men's Wear as Women's Wear..or Not!

He recently found this new online store, that has provided He with material that should last a few weeks. He can't reveal the name yet of course, because then where would the surprise be. Anyway, He has no problem with women wearing men's clothing to look good. The blazer, a button down, everything is He Approved. But when people get ideas to start combining weird things like lingerie and a blazer, and come up with this "thing" above. He ain't liking it and ya look ridiculous.
-He

Men's Wear as Women's Wear..or Not!

He recently found this new online store, that has provided He with material that should last a few weeks. He can't reveal the name yet of course, because then where would the surprise be. Anyway, He has no problem with women wearing men's clothing to look good. The blazer, a button down, everything is He Approved. But when people get ideas to start combining weird things like lingerie and a blazer, and come up with this "thing" above. He ain't liking it and ya look ridiculous.
-He